Man-Ho Has New Lady-Ho

Portsmouth striker Jermaine Defoe, already voted Man Whore of the Year by Kickette after his dalliances with everyone from Danielle Lloyd to David Beckham’s sister Joanne, has a freshly minted new WAG…and this one sounds like a keeper.

Chantelle Houghton (the orange tinted young lady pictured above) is, of course, a model and perhaps most notable for winning UK Celebrity Big Brother 2006 over the likes of Dennis Rodman, Traci Bingham, and a person named Maggot. Though only 25 years old, she is already once divorced (she met her husband on Celebrity Big Brother…no, it wasn’t Rodman). She got her start in modelling after her mother took some topless pictures of her at a local park.

Let me repeat that: she got her start in modelling after her mother took some topless pictures of her at a local park. And from a start as classy as that, there really is only one logical career choice: Paris Hilton look-alike. That’s right, Ms. Houghton worked for an agency that hired her out as a Paris Hilton look-alike — a resemblance that later earned her the nickname of “Parish Travelodge.”

Yes, friends, this truly is a match made in heaven…or maybe some kind of STD filled hot tub.

Source: www.dirtytackle.net

Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich buys 100 acres of land on the moon

Some strange science news for you now. You know how you can “buy” stars, even though such purchases aren’t recognized by any legitimate scientific organization? Well, Chelsea Football Club owner Roman Abromovich—he’s a tremendously wealthy Russian, for those of who don’t know who he is—just did one better.

He bought [Spanish] his girlfriend 100 acres of land on the moon.

Yes, the Russian billionaire “bought” the land, which is located between 20-24°S latitude and 30-34°W longitude up there, in order to make it up to his soon-to-be wife, Daria Zhukova. Apparently their crazy wedding had o be toned done because of the credit crisis, which has affected Abramovich’s fortune.

The land, in case you’re looking to symbolically buy some moon property, was purchased from The Lunar Embassy.

Source: www.crunchgear.com

Ditch the WAG culture and find a good, sensible wife, Chelsea boss urges footballers

The manager of one of the wealthiest football clubs in the world has urged his players to ditch the WAG culture of expensive cars and designer clothes in favour of a good, sensible wife.

In a revealing interview in Sportsmail today, Chelsea boss Luiz Felipe Scolari criticises the spend, spend, spend mentality of many leading footballers.

And the devout Catholic, who has been married for 33 years to his teenage sweetheart Olga, says the right wife is crucial.

Scolari, 61, said: ‘The best thing for a player in their football life is to have a good wife. If a player has a good wife, you don’t need to worry about him.

'Today, if a player is intelligent they have money for their family for the second generation and even the fifth generation.

'But some players don’t think about this. Some players only think about today, spending money for the day, spending money on a car, nights out and on this and on that.’

His views are supported by former England manager Graham Taylor, who said:

‘People would laugh now, but when I first managed Watford, in the Seventies and Eighties, I used to encourage players I wanted to sign to bring along their wives and families. Sometimes I even negotiated with the wives.’

Source: dailymail.co.uk