Portsmouth striker Jermaine Defoe, already voted Man Whore of the Year by Kickette after his dalliances with everyone from Danielle Lloyd to David Beckham’s sister Joanne, has a freshly minted new WAG…and this one sounds like a keeper.
Chantelle Houghton (the orange tinted young lady pictured above) is, of course, a model and perhaps most notable for winning UK Celebrity Big Brother 2006 over the likes of Dennis Rodman, Traci Bingham, and a person named Maggot. Though only 25 years old, she is already once divorced (she met her husband on Celebrity Big Brother…no, it wasn’t Rodman). She got her start in modelling after her mother took some topless pictures of her at a local park.
Let me repeat that: she got her start in modelling after her mother took some topless pictures of her at a local park. And from a start as classy as that, there really is only one logical career choice: Paris Hilton look-alike. That’s right, Ms. Houghton worked for an agency that hired her out as a Paris Hilton look-alike — a resemblance that later earned her the nickname of “Parish Travelodge.”
Yes, friends, this truly is a match made in heaven…or maybe some kind of STD filled hot tub.
Source: www.dirtytackle.net
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